Faking Man-Made Global Warming

I have finally completed the production of a few mixes of a song—“What Shall We Do with the Missing Data?”—which I composed in November, 2009, shortly after the release of the “climate-gate” e-mails. 

What Shall We Do with the Missing Data?

How shall we deal with egregious errors?

How can we spread more alarmist terrors?

What could we fake to create a scare as

good as global warming?

     Faking man-made global warming.

Soon your power must be dearer;

Armageddon is much nearer;

evidence, we say, is clearer

for that global warming.

Now it seems the weather’s cooling;

numbers drop of those we’re fooling;

people whom we should be ruling

must fear global warming.

Dr. Jones is now quite shaken,

feeling that he’s cooked his bacon;

maybe he was just mistaken

over global warming.

What shall we do with the missing data?

How shall we hide all the graphs’ stigmata?

How shall we keep all our fees pro rata

while we fake world warming?

     Faking man-made global warming.

Oh, dear, no, the seas aren’t rising;

powercos though are downsizing;

stop those sceptics analysing

man-made global warming!

We must keep the mob from waking;

hide how much that we were taking;

Mann and Jones et Al. were faking

man-made global warming.

Quench the opposition fires;

all who disagree are liars;

we’ll defame those bad deniers

of our global warming.

What shall we do with the evil-doers?

What shall we do with the peer-reviewers?

What shall we do with corrupting CRUers

faking global warming?

     Faking man-made global warming.

UPDATE I (31 August):  see James Delingpole’s “‘Climate scepticism is the new racism’ says Gore”.  Albert “Götterdämmerung” Gore does indeed insist on defaming all heretical sceptics.

UPDATE II (31 January, 2012):  with the sad demise of mp3.com.au, various mixes of this song are no longer available; I shall, I hope, upload the song to other sites eventually. 

UPDATE III (7 March):   one mix is now available at SoundCloud.