Ban Ki-moon Barking at the Moon

Silly Ban Must Ban Debate

Ban Ki-moon screams:  “it’s
difficult to overstate
the vast gravity

of global warming!
We cannot exaggerate
how dangerously

our future’s threatened!
But don’t mention Climategate—
that’s nothing to me.”

“Nations are doooomed, not by loooons like me, but by CO twoooooo!”

One Cause of Alarm

Himalayan ice

melts at a worrying rate:

Indians must flee!

Of fifty thousand

glaciers, say, ten abate—

huge calamity!

Wee samples ever
suffice to extrapolate
a catastrophe.